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So where does brown fit into this racialist equation? Since the United States historically classified its coloreds by prism rather than their soul, and given that the Chicano Movement arose during an era of racial pride, it was inevitable that Mexicans began referring to themselves as "brown" to differentiate from blacks, whites, yellows and reds. The "brown" moniker for Mexicans is applicable only in the United States, however: When people want to describe themselves as brown-toned in Mexico, they use the word moreno, derived from moro — Moor, otherwise known as the Arabs who conquered Spain.
Dear Mexican: I was recently in a small Mexican grocery store in central Wisconsin and noticed a couple of spinner racks filled with Mexican music CDs. Without exception, the cover art depicted some combination of the following: girls, cars, guns, liquor and cash. A couple managed all five. Since we seem to value much the same things both north and south of the border (girls, cars, guns, alcohol and cash), why can't we get along?
Wannabe Gangsta Mariachi
Dear Gabacho: Mexicans in WISCONSIN? I knew about the Milwaukee Brewers adding a chorizo to their legendary sausage races at Miller Park, but I figured that was a cheap pandering attempt, à la CBS's Cane. As to your question, I agree. Mexicans and Americans are more alike than either side cares to admit; jingoism, sex obsessions mitigated by religion and a fascination with dwarves are just the most obvious shared characteristics. But try telling that to either side and they'll boot your ass to Canada.